Zero Calorie Ranch Dressing

As a ranch lover who is trying to lose weight, I thought I would give this a try. What’s the worst that could happen? I saw it was only like $5 at Walmart. It seemed a little thin but what do you expect from a fat free dressing. The color put me off just slightly, but even after several factors seeming odd to me, I decided $5 is worth it just incase it’s good. Even if it’s mid, I’d probably try to utilize it, Yano? I let it get cold in the fridge for a bit before trying it (and to see if it would thicken a bit). I poured a small bit onto a little sauce bowl, dipped the tip of my spoon into it just enough to lick the back and get a decent taste. I get a decent amount on my tongue and… when I tell you, I immediately wished I could induce vomit. My whole body cringed, I gagged so hard I think I burst a blood vessel in my left eye, and I threw the entire bottle right in the garbage. I’ve never tasted discharge from a yeast infected vagina, but I imagine this is what it tastes like, and that’s being nice. Save yourself and get normal light ranch and save your calories elsewhere. Lord almighty.

Zero calories zero sugar

Really takes like ranch dressing, even though it’s low-calorie. I’ve never tasted low-calorie with so much good taste.

I dont think 0 calorie is an excuse for a product to be positively revolting. It would take me a deeply religious belief in the necessity of salad dressing and a complete lack of olfactory sensation for me to ever consider putting this on a salad again. Truly, honestly, the worst bottled sauce I have ever tasted in my 47 years.

Ranch Zero Calorie Dressing